Niles Quote #1060
Quote from Niles in Roz and the Schnoz
Frasier: I'm terribly sorry, Daphne. I actually meant to tell you eventually.
Niles: You didn't need to. Her earlobe's already turning green.
Frasier: Shut up, Niles! You see Daphne, the truth is, I didn't remember your anniversary and well, I saw them and I thought they were pretty, so I bought them for you. You thought they were genuine, you seemed so happy...
Daphne: They are pretty. I suppose I can have them repaired. I'll just take them back to the jewelry store.
Frasier: [long silence] Actually, I bought them at Raymond's.
Daphne: Raymond's drug store?
Niles: Well, the good news is that they'll carry something for that ear infection.
Frasier: Shut up!
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Niles: Oh, Frasier, listen to this: "Michael Hawkins of Allentown, Pennsylvania, has agreed to donate his right lung to his younger brother Clovis. Says Hawkins, 'I got two lungs, but I only got one brother.'" Isn't that something?
Frasier: It certainly is.
Niles: The love one brother feels for the other.
Frasier: Hmm, what do you want?
Niles: I need you to come to a dog show with me.
Frasier: I would rather give you a lung.
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Niles: Frasier, I beg you. It's at the Seattle Kennel Club tomorrow night and I can't go alone, Maris will be there.
Frasier: And in what class will Maris be showing?
Niles: She'll be showing no class.
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Niles: This will be my first time seeing them since we filed for divorce.
Frasier: You know, here's an idea, Niles, don't go.
Niles: I've never missed the kennel club show. If I don't go this year, people will think I've let Maris and Schenkman intimidate me. I want to prove that I'm strong and independent, and I can't do that alone.