Daphne Quote #298
Daphne: I wonder how much that would be, a lifetime supply of muffins?
Frasier: I'm certainly not going to let Bulldog get away with this.
Daphne: I don't think I've ever seen Bulldog eat a muffin. A lifetime supply would be wasted on him.
Frasier: I'm going to tell him I saw exactly what happened.
Daphne: Now me, I could eat a muffin a day. Some days even two knowing they'd be free. So that's maybe ... ten a week, fifty-two weeks a year, for at least another forty years, which works out to.... Twenty thousand muffins. My life suddenly seems long, measured in muffins.
Frasier: Oh, Daphne. There are a lot of things that can make life suddenly seem long.
Frasier Quotes
‘Bad Dog’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: What's going on, anyway? My God, I've got an appointment in twenty minutes.
Bulldog: Ah, some weenie made a big stink so they've gotta clean the milk steamer every time they use it.
Frasier: Oh.
Bulldog: Is was you, wasn't it?
Frasier: Well, if requesting basic sanitary procedures makes me a weenie, then a weenie be I.
Quote from Daphne
Frasier: Dad, not bad, either.
Martin: Yeah, thanks. Although I guess any guy looks good in a monkey suit.
Daphne: On the drive over I started musing about why they call it a monkey suit. I had quite a few theories on that one.
Martin: Oh, she sure did. [whispering to Frasier] Can I get a ride home with you?
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Oh, I've been driving around, thinking. I can't seem to get this Bulldog thing off my mind.
Martin: Well, don't worry about it. We all get obsessed sometimes. The important thing is to drop it before you start yakking on and on to someone who doesn't give a rat's ass.
Frasier: Is that your roundabout way of saying you don't want to discuss it?
Martin: You wanna take the direct route?