Frasier Quote #1532
Quote from Frasier in Beware of Greeks
Nikos: My family adores her. You should hear my mom, she thinks Crystal's the best thing that ever happened to me.
Frasier: Crystal?
Nikos: Did I say that? I mean Mary-Ann. I must have been admiring the beautiful crystal over there, that's why I called her crystal.
Frasier: Yes, it's a good thing you weren't admiring the pork-butt.
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‘Beware of Greeks’ Quotes
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Frasier: No, but I'd like to give it a try.
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Frasier: Niles. Do you realize how pathetic this is?
Niles: I don't care. At dinner, Zora announced that I'd filed for divorce. Within seconds, Yvonne began purring so loudly my allergies kicked in.
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Frasier: So, why did you and this Crystal break up? I mean, I'm not meddling, I'm just curious, that's all.
Nikos: It was a career conflict. She's a juggler, too. You may have heard of her, Crystal Baker?
Frasier: No. I, uh, don't get to street theatre as often as I should.