Niles Quote #1010
Quote from Niles in Beware of Greeks
Niles: Frasier, just give up.
Frasier: No. She can't avoid me if I go down and meet her face-to-face. I'm going to go to that restaurant.
Niles: Do you have a death wish? She'll eat you alive.
Frasier: Oh, I'm not afraid of her.
Niles: Everyone is. Have you forgotten the family legend that when Hitler invaded Greece she joined the partisans just so she could strangle Nazis?
Frasier: I have never believed that. She would have to have been five years old at the time.
Niles: Well, that's why the legend says they were strangled with jump ropes.
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Frasier: No, but I'd like to give it a try.
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Frasier: No. I, uh, don't get to street theatre as often as I should.