Niles Quote #1000
Quote from Niles in Room Service
Niles: Well, do your best to avoid her.
Frasier: No, I can't. She's joining us at the Union Club tonight.
Niles: What, she's going to be there?
Frasier: Oh, come on Niles, it's just a bunch of stuffed shirts talking about their portfolios and prostates.
Niles: Exactly, and you've ruined it.
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Roz: Hey, that's rough. Leaving you for another man. Did you have any idea?
Lilith: No, none at all. Stan was a contractor we had hired to expand our master bedroom. It's ironic, isn't it? No sooner do I get the closet of my dreams than my husband comes out of it.
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Niles: This is my worst nightmare.
Lilith: You have egg on your face.
Niles: That is an understatement!
Lilith: No, actual egg.
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Frasier: Mmm, that bun looks good.
Niles: Now, now, remember your diet.
Frasier: Speaking of buns I could do without, Lilith is back.
Niles: Oh. I guess that explains why blood was pouring from all my faucets this morning.