Frasier Quote #1507

Quote from Frasier in The Ski Lodge

Niles: Daphne wants me.
Frasier: She told you that?
Niles: Well, no. But Annie was flirting with me, and Daphne dragged her off to her room in a jealous rage.
Frasier: No, no, no, Niles, Annie was not flirting with you. She's hot for me.
Niles: I think I know when I'm being flirted with.
Frasier: Oh, please, Niles, for God's sake, you're really beyond the limit sometimes. You're delusional. Next thing, you'll be telling me that Guy's after you.

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 ‘The Ski Lodge’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Niles: I suggest we all forget this ever happened, and just go to bed.
Frasier: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wait, everybody. Let me see if I can get this straight. All the lust coursing through this lodge tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls, and no one... was chasing me? [sighs] See you at breakfast.

Quote from Martin

Daphne: What do you need that so loud for? I swear you've gone deaf as a post.
Martin: It's just a cold stopping up my ears, I'll be fine.
[Daphne answers the door to Niles, who is on his phone]
Niles: [on the phone] Dear God, man, whose lawyer are you, anyway? No, I will not calm down! They call that a settlement? You call them and turn it down. I said, turn it down, you ninny!
Martin: Geez, you could at least ask nicely.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Oh well, good show today, Roz. I particularly thought that-
Roz: Oh my God, there's that Connie from Promotions. Every time she sees me, she hits me up for another charity.
Frasier: You know, Roz, maybe it's time you set some limits. Good lord, how hard can it be to say "no" just once? Oh well, look who I'm talking to.