Niles Quote #992
Quote from Niles in The Ski Lodge
Guy: Allo.
Niles: Hi.
Guy: Your friend Daphne, she did not like the way Annie was flirting with you.
Niles: No, she didn't, did she?
Guy: In fact, she dragged Annie right off to her bedroom.
Niles: I think I know what that means.
[Girlish laughter comes from Daphne's room]
Guy: I think we both know. Daphne was jealous.
Niles: She was jealous, wasn't she? I don't believe it.
Guy: I am surprised by nothing. You know, I think you did not like Annie's flirting either.
Niles: Oh, was it that obvious?
Guy: Annie is not your, uh, cup of tea?
Niles: Well, just between us, my interests lie elsewhere this weekend.
Guy: Really?
Frasier Quotes
‘The Ski Lodge’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Niles: I suggest we all forget this ever happened, and just go to bed.
Frasier: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wait, everybody. Let me see if I can get this straight. All the lust coursing through this lodge tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls, and no one... was chasing me? [sighs] See you at breakfast.
Quote from Martin
Daphne: What do you need that so loud for? I swear you've gone deaf as a post.
Martin: It's just a cold stopping up my ears, I'll be fine.
[Daphne answers the door to Niles, who is on his phone]
Niles: [on the phone] Dear God, man, whose lawyer are you, anyway? No, I will not calm down! They call that a settlement? You call them and turn it down. I said, turn it down, you ninny!
Martin: Geez, you could at least ask nicely.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh well, good show today, Roz. I particularly thought that-
Roz: Oh my God, there's that Connie from Promotions. Every time she sees me, she hits me up for another charity.
Frasier: You know, Roz, maybe it's time you set some limits. Good lord, how hard can it be to say "no" just once? Oh well, look who I'm talking to.