Niles Quote #971
Quote from Niles in The Zoo Story
Niles: You must excuse my jolly mood, but Maris was over tonight for our weekly conjugal visit.
Martin: Eeww, Jeez.
Niles: I've never seen her look so seductive. She wore a clingy gown, crimson lipstick, even earrings, which she tends to avoid as they make her head droop. She pulled me down upon the bed and began playing my spine like a zither. And then, just as things were heating up, she renewed her request that I dismiss Doctor Wilfong. So tremulous with desire was I that I almost relented, but then I remembered your advice, Frasier, and I said I wouldn't fire the good doctor. At which point Maris told me I wouldn't be firing anything else in the foreseeable future! And she left!
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Quote from Bebe
Bebe: Sign right here, darling.
Frasier: You know, I'm holding you to that promise about changing. I won't stand for any more shady doings.
Bebe: Those days are all behind me.
Frasier: Once you've worked out this thing with the Hammer, maybe you can see what you can do about defusing this bird situation.
Ben: Oh, you don't have to worry about the crane anymore. The poor thing choked to death this morning. They have no idea who would feed a bird a jawbreaker. Bye, now.
[After Ben leaves, Frasier slowly turns to Bebe]
Frasier: Is there any chance it wasn't you?
Bebe: Oh, darling. There's always a chance.
Quote from Frasier
Bebe: You know, Mr. Integrity, word on the street is you still haven't hired anyone to negotiate this big deal for you. Could it be because in your heart you know you want to come back to me?
Frasier: Yes, well if I'm taking my time it's because I'm determined to make the right choice.
Roz: Well, you're gonna need somebody good.
Frasier: That's exactly what I intend to find, someone good. I'm going to prove to both of you it's possible to find an agent who can drive a hard bargain and yet maintain the highest ethical standards.
Bebe: Happy hunting. If things don't work out, you know my number.
Frasier: Still 666, is it?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You signed with Bebe?
Roz: Okay, I know, I should've told you, I just wasn't in the mood for one of your lectures.
Frasier: I'm not going to give you a lecture. You're entitled to choose whoever you wish to represent you. Someone who's honest, or a woman whose ethics would've raised eyebrows in the court of Caligula!