Frasier Quote #1477
Quote from Frasier in Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do
Niles: Well, this evening is an entire disaster. I'm already late for dinner with Maris. I just don't know how this could have happened. [walks to door but doesn't open it]
Frasier: Yes, who'd have guessed that something so innocent as spying on a man's girlfriend and rifling his underwear drawer can turn so ugly.
Niles: Well, there is one consolation. We told Dad the truth and we were able to bear his anger. That's the nice thing about our relationship. We're all adults. We can talk things through. We're not afraid of confrontation...
Frasier: Stop stalling, Niles. Dad must be on the elevator by now.
‘Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do’ Quotes
Quote from Sherry
Frasier: Dad, Dad, listen, I've got something that I think you might like to have before you tell Sherry whatever it is you want to tell her.
Sherry: Oh, he's already told me.
Frasier: He has? Well, that is just wonderful and may I say, it's about time. I couldn't be happier for you.
Sherry: Well, that's nice to know.
Martin: Frasier!
Frasier: I'd like you to know that everybody is one hundred percent behind this decision. My God, we're all so excited.
Martin: Frasier!
Sherry: Well, I'm so glad that you're so happy your father's breaking up with me.
Frasier: Breaking up? ... I had no idea.
Sherry: And you get paid to help people through their difficult moments?
Quote from Roz
Police Woman: Ah, excuse me, ma'am, I saw you cross against the light. I'm going to have to write you a ticket.
Roz: Oh, well, I'm really sorry about that. It's just that it's so cold out there and the pollution. I just didn't want to expose my unborn child to the elements any longer than I needed to. [Roz stands to reveal her bump]
Police Woman: You're pregnant? Well, I know a little bit about that myself.
Roz: Then you know exactly what I'm talking about. Society doesn't go easy on pregnant ladies, does it? [pats the officer's belly] So, when are you due?
Police Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Roz: That's Roz Doyle.
Police Woman: Would you step over here?
Roz: R-O-Z.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, I got your message about the wine club, Friday night, and yes, I will be there.
Frasier: Oh, good. Dad's kicking me out of the house that night so he and Sherry can have a little party. [laughs] Oh, you know, life really is a circle, isn't it? I'm letting Dad use my place for his friends to get together, and just a few years ago it would have been Dad who'd have to leave his house for my parties.
Niles: Yes, if you'd had any parties when we were young that would be filled with irony.