Frasier: Dad, Dad, listen, I've got something that I think you might like to have before you tell Sherry whatever it is you want to tell her.
Sherry: Oh, he's already told me.
Frasier: He has? Well, that is just wonderful and may I say, it's about time. I couldn't be happier for you.
Sherry: Well, that's nice to know.
Martin: Frasier!
Frasier: I'd like you to know that everybody is one hundred percent behind this decision. My God, we're all so excited.
Martin: Frasier!
Sherry: Well, I'm so glad that you're so happy your father's breaking up with me.
Frasier: Breaking up? ... I had no idea.
Sherry: And you get paid to help people through their difficult moments?

Police Woman: Ah, excuse me, ma'am, I saw you cross against the light. I'm going to have to write you a ticket.
Roz: Oh, well, I'm really sorry about that. It's just that it's so cold out there and the pollution. I just didn't want to expose my unborn child to the elements any longer than I needed to. [Roz stands to reveal her bump]
Police Woman: You're pregnant? Well, I know a little bit about that myself.
Roz: Then you know exactly what I'm talking about. Society doesn't go easy on pregnant ladies, does it? [pats the officer's belly] So, when are you due?
Police Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Roz: That's Roz Doyle.
Police Woman: Would you step over here?
Roz: R-O-Z.

Niles: Oh, I got your message about the wine club, Friday night, and yes, I will be there.
Frasier: Oh, good. Dad's kicking me out of the house that night so he and Sherry can have a little party. [laughs] Oh, you know, life really is a circle, isn't it? I'm letting Dad use my place for his friends to get together, and just a few years ago it would have been Dad who'd have to leave his house for my parties.
Niles: Yes, if you'd had any parties when we were young that would be filled with irony.