Niles Quote #949
Quote from Niles in Perspectives on Christmas
Repairman: [v.o.] Well, there is another way. If somebody felt like climbing through the trap door on top of your car, there's a manual release switch up there that would open up your doors.
Doris: Well, that's what we've gotta do then. Somebody's gotta go up there.
Albert: Uh, that's a pretty small opening.
Niles: Well obviously, I have more confidence in your wife than you do. Step this way, ma'am, I'll give you a leg up.
Frasier Quotes
‘Perspectives on Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: How do you expect me to get up there?
Doris: Well, you can climb up the tree.
Niles: Oh, come on.
Doris: Well, surely you climbed plenty of trees when you were a boy.
Jane: That's Dr. Crane's brother.
Albert & Doris: Oh.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You're not going to drink that that way, are you?
Martin: Why?
Frasier: My Goodness, the first mistake in eggnog preparation is failing to garnish it properly with a dash of nutmeg. There we are.
Martin: [Martin takes a sip] Oh! Oh! Oh! [He walks over to the sink and spits it out]
Frasier: Of course, the second mistake is placing the paprika next to the nutmeg on the spice shelf.