Niles Quote #920
Quote from Niles in The 1000th Show
Frasier: [waving to a man across the street] I'm listening!
Niles: Here's a tip for you. The ones with cameras are tourists. They have no idea who you are, much less why you're listening.
Frasier: Oh, Niles, don't be so churlish. The man clearly waved to me first.
Niles: He didn't wave at you.
Frasier: Yes he did.
Niles: He was probably waving-
Frasier: I don't know why you're even objecting-
Niles: He was waving for a cab to get away from the scary listening man.
Frasier Quotes
‘The 1000th Show’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Sorry I'm late, I stopped halfway to listen to a jolly band of Frasier Crane Day carolers. I tried to join in on "The Twelve Days Of Frasier" but forgot the words around day eleven. How does it go again?
Frasier: I believe it's "seven snobs a-sniping." Well, you just snipe away. I take your jealousy as the compliment that it is.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Happy Frasier Crane Day. Or is it Merry Frasier Crane Day, I can never remember.
Frasier: Very amusing.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Don't take it to heart, Niles. This person just happened to remember me best, the next person might just as easily...
Woman: Oh, my God, you're Frasier Crane. Could I bother you for an autograph?
Frasier: No, you can't. It's never a bother. [laughs]
Woman: I love your show.
Frasier: Oh, thank you.
Woman: I just think you're, like, the smartest guy on the face of the earth.
Frasier: Well, one does hear tales of a certain wise man in Tibet, but why split hairs?