Niles Quote #890
Quote from Niles in The Gift Horse
Martin: Sherry, we can't use this photograph, it's too embarrassing.
Sherry: That's exactly why we're using it. I'm decorating the whole party with old pictures of Marty from the force.
Martin: Well, we can't use this one of me at the morgue. It's too disturbing.
Niles: You're right. I totally forgot you even had a perm.
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[Frasier returns to his apartment to find the large surround-sound speakers have been erected.]
Frasier: Oh, dear God! It's Stonehenge!
Quote from Niles
Niles: It seems so unhealthy. Isn't she going to serve anything at Dad's party but meat?
Daphne: Sherry says that's what he and his old cronies like best. With drinks, she's serving cocktail franks. For appetizers, we're having a sausage medley. And for the main course, there's a choice of meat loaf or meat balls.
Niles: I assume these colorful balloons are for the between-course angioplasty.
Quote from Frasier
Sherry: Good news. I found a guy who can sculpt an exact replica of Marty's old police badge out of six pounds of liverwurst.
Frasier: Oh. How reminiscent of the cream cheese gavel they gave Thurgood Marshall on his eightieth.