Niles Quote #889
Quote from Niles in The Gift Horse
Niles: It seems so unhealthy. Isn't she going to serve anything at Dad's party but meat?
Daphne: Sherry says that's what he and his old cronies like best. With drinks, she's serving cocktail franks. For appetizers, we're having a sausage medley. And for the main course, there's a choice of meat loaf or meat balls.
Niles: I assume these colorful balloons are for the between-course angioplasty.
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[Frasier returns to his apartment to find the large surround-sound speakers have been erected.]
Frasier: Oh, dear God! It's Stonehenge!
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Sherry: Good news. I found a guy who can sculpt an exact replica of Marty's old police badge out of six pounds of liverwurst.
Frasier: Oh. How reminiscent of the cream cheese gavel they gave Thurgood Marshall on his eightieth.
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Frasier: Hello, Niles. You know, this isn't what it looks like. You see, her ex-boyfriend was just- [to Roz] Oh, just stop that!
Niles: Please, please. No explanation necessary. I assume that at the next meeting of Seattle's "Haven't Kissed Roz Club," it will just be me and the archbishop.
Roz: I'll save you the club fees.
Niles: What-? [Roz kisses Niles and then leaves] Everyone kisses better than Maris.