Niles Quote #888
Quote from Niles in The Gift Horse
Frasier: So, what did you get him?
Niles: Oh, just some, beer.
Frasier: Well, we're not exactly bumping our heads on that spending ceiling, are we?
Niles: It's a bit fancier than that. It's a membership in a beer club. They deliver a case from a different micro brewery every month.
Frasier: You know, I looked into those clubs. They're rather expensive.
Niles: Oh, not really. I'm right at our limit. Maybe with taxes and handling, I'm a drop or two over.
Frasier: How big a drop?
Niles: Just, uh, a hundred dollars over.
Frasier: That's not a drop, it's a downpour.
Niles: It's a dribble.
Frasier: It's a deluge.
Niles: It's a...
Frasier: Stop it.
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‘The Gift Horse’ Quotes
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Frasier: Oh, dear God! It's Stonehenge!
Quote from Niles
Niles: It seems so unhealthy. Isn't she going to serve anything at Dad's party but meat?
Daphne: Sherry says that's what he and his old cronies like best. With drinks, she's serving cocktail franks. For appetizers, we're having a sausage medley. And for the main course, there's a choice of meat loaf or meat balls.
Niles: I assume these colorful balloons are for the between-course angioplasty.
Quote from Frasier
Sherry: Good news. I found a guy who can sculpt an exact replica of Marty's old police badge out of six pounds of liverwurst.
Frasier: Oh. How reminiscent of the cream cheese gavel they gave Thurgood Marshall on his eightieth.