Frasier Quote #1336
Quote from Frasier in The Gift Horse
Niles: I'm so glad we agreed to rein ourselves in this year.
Frasier: Oh, God, me too. Finally do away with our annual contest to see who could give Dad the most lavish gift.
Niles: I think the competition had gotten a bit, uh, what is the best word for it?
Frasier: Extreme.
Niles: No, childish.
Frasier: Gaudy.
Niles: Crass.
Frasier: Obscene.
Niles: Baroque.
Frasier: Stop it!
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‘The Gift Horse’ Quotes
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[Frasier returns to his apartment to find the large surround-sound speakers have been erected.]
Frasier: Oh, dear God! It's Stonehenge!
Quote from Niles
Niles: It seems so unhealthy. Isn't she going to serve anything at Dad's party but meat?
Daphne: Sherry says that's what he and his old cronies like best. With drinks, she's serving cocktail franks. For appetizers, we're having a sausage medley. And for the main course, there's a choice of meat loaf or meat balls.
Niles: I assume these colorful balloons are for the between-course angioplasty.
Quote from Frasier
Sherry: Good news. I found a guy who can sculpt an exact replica of Marty's old police badge out of six pounds of liverwurst.
Frasier: Oh. How reminiscent of the cream cheese gavel they gave Thurgood Marshall on his eightieth.