Niles Quote #882
Quote from Niles in Frasier's Imaginary Friend
Martin: Well, you heard the same message we did. He wanted to do something spur of the moment, so he jumped on a plane.
Niles: That doesn't concern you? That's not exactly like him, to board a plane without reservations and luggage, slumber mask.
Martin: Oh, he probably just went down there to try to meet some women.
Niles: I've seen this with my patients. They get so distressed over a series of failures, especially romantic ones, that they act out in bizarre ways.
[Frasier enters from the bathroom. He's wearing a bathrobe, has a towel wrapped around his head, and is nursing a cognac.]
Frasier: Ah. Is there anything more refreshing after a long flight than a hot soak in eucalyptus salts and a snifter of warmed "Poire William"
Niles: Nothing yet, but keep your ears open.
Frasier Quotes
‘Frasier's Imaginary Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Bulldog
Frasier: You know, frankly, I don't have time for this nonsense. What I did or did not do on my vacation is none of your concern. Don't you have better things to do than to speculate about my sex life?
Bulldog: Oh, "Frasier Crane's sex life." Hey, there's a word for that. It's an Oxy... Oxy...
Roz: ...moron!
Bulldog: Hey, wow, easy. I'll get it.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, look. Look. Two wine glasses.
Daphne: Oh, yes. One for you, one for her. That proves it all right!
Frasier: I am not crazy! I am dating a supermodel zoologist, who I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Is that so hard to believe?
Quote from Martin
Daphne: I think you two are just being awful, I've never known Dr. Crane to tell a lie.
Niles: Actually, this is not without precedent. When he was ten, he forged letters from Leonard Bernstein and told everyone they were pen pals.
Martin: Oh, yeah.
Niles: He'd come bounding up the stairs, "Got another one from Lenny"! We were all agog until Mr. Bernstein wrote that his Broadway debut was "Candide" when everyone knows that it was "On The Town." That's when we knew it was a fake!
Martin: The sloppy kid lettering was also a clue.