Frasier Quote #1288
Quote from Frasier in Ask Me No Questions
Frasier: Niles depends on me, he deserves my true and honest answer.
Martin: And what is that?
Frasier: Well, Maris has always been spoiled and selfish and led him around by the nose, I'd have to say my answer would be no. Thank you, Dad. I've changed my answer from a yes to a no.
Martin: There you go. [Martin gets up]
Frasier: On the other hand...
Martin: I knew it.
Frasier: I don't know. You know, there are a lot of other factors here, Dad. [Martin leaves the apartment] Niles does love Maris. She has agreed to go into therapy. Niles swears that she's a changed person. I don't know, I guess if I really want to know what's going on in Maris's mind, I've got to ask her myself. You agree with that, don't you, Dad?
Martin: [reentering the apartment with a newspaper] Oh, yeah, sure.
Frasier Quotes
‘Ask Me No Questions’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Nice cardigan.
Martin: Daphne surprised me with it.
Frasier: You don't seem very happy about it.
Martin: No, well, I'm not. I mean, you just don't give somebody something for no reason, that's my rule.
Frasier: Dad. Spontaneous gift-giving is one of life's great pleasures. Didn't you ever give Mom anything without a warning?
Martin: Yeah, you! Where do you think I got the rule from?
Quote from Niles
Niles: That reminds me, yesterday at the café I asked you a question which you deftly avoided answering. Do you think Maris and I are meant to be together?
Frasier: Right, well. That's a tough question. Well, you know, perhaps the better question would be, do you think you and Maris are meant to be together?
Niles: Hmmm. I serve you up a question, you clumsily bat it back to me. We've hardly missed our squash game at all.
Quote from Martin
Martin: What question?
Frasier: Oh. He asked me if I thought he and Maris were meant to be together.
Martin: Well, if you ask me, you should keep your bazoo shut. You're always getting into trouble opening that big bazoo of yours!
Frasier: How wonderful, Dad, we've found a new word to strike from your vocabulary. Along with patootie and bupkis!