Martin Quote #471
Quote from Martin in Ask Me No Questions
Martin: What question?
Frasier: Oh. He asked me if I thought he and Maris were meant to be together.
Martin: Well, if you ask me, you should keep your bazoo shut. You're always getting into trouble opening that big bazoo of yours!
Frasier: How wonderful, Dad, we've found a new word to strike from your vocabulary. Along with patootie and bupkis!
Frasier Quotes
‘Ask Me No Questions’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Nice cardigan.
Martin: Daphne surprised me with it.
Frasier: You don't seem very happy about it.
Martin: No, well, I'm not. I mean, you just don't give somebody something for no reason, that's my rule.
Frasier: Dad. Spontaneous gift-giving is one of life's great pleasures. Didn't you ever give Mom anything without a warning?
Martin: Yeah, you! Where do you think I got the rule from?
Quote from Niles
Niles: That reminds me, yesterday at the café I asked you a question which you deftly avoided answering. Do you think Maris and I are meant to be together?
Frasier: Right, well. That's a tough question. Well, you know, perhaps the better question would be, do you think you and Maris are meant to be together?
Niles: Hmmm. I serve you up a question, you clumsily bat it back to me. We've hardly missed our squash game at all.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Frasier, Frasier. I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong. Maris has changed. She now understands that she cannot control me. I am my own man. [bell rings] I don't actually respond to that. [bell rings again] It's a
little joke we have between us. [A whistle is blown] Okay, that means business! [Niles closes the door on Frasier and rushes off to see Maris]