Niles Quote #867

Quote from Niles in Ask Me No Questions

Frasier: Well, I hope you're happy. We've now officially lost our court.
Niles: Well, I'm sorry. I would hope that my attempt to salvage my marriage would be more important to you than a squash game.
Frasier: Well, of course it is. I was just looking forward to playing.
Niles: I enjoy a morning game of squash more than anyone.
Frasier: No, I do.
Niles: No, I do.
Frasier: No, no. Stop it!


 ‘Ask Me No Questions’ Quotes

Quote from Martin

Frasier: Nice cardigan.
Martin: Daphne surprised me with it.
Frasier: You don't seem very happy about it.
Martin: No, well, I'm not. I mean, you just don't give somebody something for no reason, that's my rule.
Frasier: Dad. Spontaneous gift-giving is one of life's great pleasures. Didn't you ever give Mom anything without a warning?
Martin: Yeah, you! Where do you think I got the rule from?

Quote from Niles

Niles: That reminds me, yesterday at the café I asked you a question which you deftly avoided answering. Do you think Maris and I are meant to be together?
Frasier: Right, well. That's a tough question. Well, you know, perhaps the better question would be, do you think you and Maris are meant to be together?
Niles: Hmmm. I serve you up a question, you clumsily bat it back to me. We've hardly missed our squash game at all.

Quote from Martin

Martin: What question?
Frasier: Oh. He asked me if I thought he and Maris were meant to be together.
Martin: Well, if you ask me, you should keep your bazoo shut. You're always getting into trouble opening that big bazoo of yours!
Frasier: How wonderful, Dad, we've found a new word to strike from your vocabulary. Along with patootie and bupkis!