Niles Quote #844

Quote from Niles in Daphne Hates Sherry

Niles: I love champagne, but it's a drink for two and I never have anyone to share it with.
Daphne: Yes, there are things you miss when you're on your own. Champagne. Another person's touch. Even if it's just holding hands. I guess you've been missing that sort of thing too since you and Mrs. Crane split up.
Niles: Well actually, Maris never held hands. She had a slight webbing that made her self-conscious.

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Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Bup, bup, bup! Not another word!
Roz: But he-
Frasier: Bup! I don't care who did what to whom or in what disgusting manner. As we speak, hordes of viral Visigoths are hurling themselves over the battlements of my immune system, laying waste to my... Oh, dear God, you see how weak I am? I can't even finish a simple Visigoth metaphor.

Quote from Daphne

Daphne: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me that way.
Sherry: Me? You're the one who started it. Didn't she, Marty?
Martin: Hey, you're not putting me in the middle of this.
Daphne: I didn't start anything. You've had your big conk in my business all day.
Sherry: That better mean nose!
Daphne: And what if it doesn't?

Quote from Frasier

Sherry: Coffee's on. Want a cuppa?
Frasier: No thank you, caffeine only weakens the immune system. I'm fighting off a flu.
Sherry: Oh, I'm sorry. Let me get you some breakfast.
Frasier: No, no, That's really not necessary.
Sherry: Oh, no, no. You'll feel much better once you've had my scrambled-egg tacos and Spam patties.
Frasier: In keeping with the trusty adage, "starve a cold, disgust a fever."