Niles Quote #841
Quote from Niles in Daphne Hates Sherry
Daphne: Don't tell me you agree with her.
Niles: No, no. It's much too hot for hell to have frozen over.
Daphne: I mean, it's like caveman thinking. "All Daphne needs is a quick roll in the hay."
Niles: Yes, well...
Daphne: "A little slap and tickle would solve all her problems!"
Niles: Yeah.
Daphne: The worse part is, I think she might be right. Maybe part of why I got so mad at her is because she hit a nerve.
Niles: It's very possible.
Daphne: I mean, I have been keeping myself on the shelf lately. I'm feeling a little like the good China.
Niles: Someone should be eating off you everyday.
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Bup, bup, bup! Not another word!
Roz: But he-
Frasier: Bup! I don't care who did what to whom or in what disgusting manner. As we speak, hordes of viral Visigoths are hurling themselves over the battlements of my immune system, laying waste to my... Oh, dear God, you see how weak I am? I can't even finish a simple Visigoth metaphor.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me that way.
Sherry: Me? You're the one who started it. Didn't she, Marty?
Martin: Hey, you're not putting me in the middle of this.
Daphne: I didn't start anything. You've had your big conk in my business all day.
Sherry: That better mean nose!
Daphne: And what if it doesn't?
Quote from Frasier
Sherry: Coffee's on. Want a cuppa?
Frasier: No thank you, caffeine only weakens the immune system. I'm fighting off a flu.
Sherry: Oh, I'm sorry. Let me get you some breakfast.
Frasier: No, no, That's really not necessary.
Sherry: Oh, no, no. You'll feel much better once you've had my scrambled-egg tacos and Spam patties.
Frasier: In keeping with the trusty adage, "starve a cold, disgust a fever."