Niles Quote #838
Quote from Niles in Daphne Hates Sherry
Niles: I don't know what happened. My knees never buckled like that before. The wine and the heat must have made me dizzy.
Daphne: Yes, it is rather steamy in here.
Niles: I apologize for the lack of air conditioning. It seems in order to live in an exclusive landmark building, one must have to sweat through the odd heat wave like a tortured character in a Tennessee Williams play.
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Sherry: That better mean nose!
Daphne: And what if it doesn't?
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Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
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Niles: Yes. The Cranes of Maine have got your Living Brain.