Frasier Quote #1219
Quote from Frasier in Three Dates and a Break Up
Frasier: I came up with a rather ingenious plan to occupy their evening. I bought tickets to an event that's right up their aisle. I felt so mortified just buying the tickets, I paid cash so they couldn't trace it back to me.
[Martin and Sherry enter the coffeehouse]
Waitress: Excuse me, people. Did somebody leave some tickets back here?
Frasier: Oh, good Lord. Yes.
Waitress: Something called, "Nashville on Ice".
Frasier: Yes, right here.
Waitress: "The All-Skating Country Jamboree."
Frasier: Oh, don't look so smug. You try skating and blowing into a jug while your heart's breaking.
Frasier Quotes
‘Three Dates and a Break Up’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Have you noticed there are fewer hazlenuts in these biscotti?
Frasier: So I'm not crazy.
Niles: And yet they've gone up twenty-five cents.
Frasier: Oh, fewer nuts, more money. Something I've been aspiring to my entire professional life.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Niles, was that Natalie Spencer I just saw you talking with?
Niles: As a matter of fact it was. I've been admiring her all evening, so I steeled myself and asked her if she might be free next week.
Frasier: And?
Niles: Well, her lips said "no" but her eyes said "read my lips."
Quote from Sherry
Sherry: So, Leslie, what do you do?
Leslie: Oh, I'm a dermatologist.
Sherry: Good news, Frasier. If you get lucky tonight, she might just look at that rash of yours.
Frasier: Yep.