Niles Quote #815
Quote from Niles in Three Dates and a Break Up
Niles: Whom should I expect to meet there?
Frasier: Professional people. Around our age.
Niles: Hmmm.
Frasier: A certain social standing...
Niles: Yes.
Frasier: Civic-minded, interested in the arts...
Niles: Oh for God's sake, how many women?
Frasier: Well, why didn't you say so?
Niles: Well, I thought my rutting monkey body language would have tipped you off.
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Niles: Have you noticed there are fewer hazlenuts in these biscotti?
Frasier: So I'm not crazy.
Niles: And yet they've gone up twenty-five cents.
Frasier: Oh, fewer nuts, more money. Something I've been aspiring to my entire professional life.
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Frasier: Niles, was that Natalie Spencer I just saw you talking with?
Niles: As a matter of fact it was. I've been admiring her all evening, so I steeled myself and asked her if she might be free next week.
Frasier: And?
Niles: Well, her lips said "no" but her eyes said "read my lips."
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Sherry: So, Leslie, what do you do?
Leslie: Oh, I'm a dermatologist.
Sherry: Good news, Frasier. If you get lucky tonight, she might just look at that rash of yours.
Frasier: Yep.