Niles Quote #815
Niles: Whom should I expect to meet there?
Frasier: Professional people. Around our age.
Frasier: A certain social standing...
Frasier: Civic-minded, interested in the arts...
Niles: Oh for God's sake, how many women?
Frasier: Well, why didn't you say so?
Niles: Well, I thought my rutting monkey body language would have tipped you off.
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Have you noticed there are fewer hazlenuts in these biscotti?
Frasier: So I'm not crazy.
Niles: And yet they've gone up twenty-five cents.
Frasier: Oh, fewer nuts, more money. Something I've been aspiring to my entire professional life.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Niles, was that Natalie Spencer I just saw you talking with?
Niles: As a matter of fact it was. I've been admiring her all evening, so I steeled myself and asked her if she might be free next week.
Niles: Well, her lips said "no" but her eyes said "read my lips."
Quote from To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
Quote from Frasier Grinch
Frasier: Dad, I'm sorry, if Frederick's anything like me, the kind of toys he'll like to play with are... A kitchen set, a dollhouse and three kinds of Barbies. Oh, good God. This is for a Franklin Crane from Kennebunkport. Oh, God, do you realize what this means?
Niles: Yes. The Cranes of Maine have got your Living Brain.