Bulldog Quote #77

Quote from Bulldog in The Unnatural

Bulldog: Hey, look, I know how tough it is when you're a kid and you find out your dad's not as great as you thought. Look, I was about Frederick's age when- Well, I came home, my mom was out and I caught my dad with another woman.
Frasier: Oh, Bulldog, I'm sorry.
Bulldog: No, no, wait, you haven't heard the bad part yet. She was ugly, doc. I mean coyote ugly. My own dad. And the best excuse he could come up with was, "Hey, you don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire!" Hey! I just got that. [chuckling]

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Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Niles, refresh my memory. Why are we wearing plastic snouts and a tiny little wading pool around our waists?
Niles: Oh, you've forgotten. That Halloween we went as "The Bay of Pigs."
Frasier: Ah! Yes, as I recall nobody got it. We finally had to take to telling that we were "Swine Lake." They didn't get that either. That was a long evening.

Quote from Niles

Niles: I went through some of my old albums this morning and found a few photos of us when we were Frederick's age.
Frasier: Oh, Lord.
Niles: I thought he might find them amusing. Oh here, there we are, all dressed up for our first cub scout hike.
Frasier: And the last.
Niles: Yes, well, we didn't exactly endear ourselves to the pack. All the other kids had those knapsacks, we showed up with those monogrammed train cases.