Niles Quote #747
Quote from Niles in Liar! Liar!
Daphne: Something wrong with your back?
Niles: I injured it this morning playing squash. I had to make a dive to save match point.
Daphne: Well, I've got just the thing to take care of that. You take off your jacket, I'll be right back.
Niles: You're too kind. You know, I should never even have attempted a move like that. It was sort of a cross between a pirouette and a flying scissor kick.
Martin: You hurt yourself adjusting the seat in your Mercedes again, didn't you?
Niles: Quiet.
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Frasier: You know, Lilith actually told me the other day that Frederick has taken to lying. Yes, he told all of his friends that Lilith is an alien.
Martin: Seems as good an explanation as any.
Frasier: He also told them that she wears her hair in a bun to hide the third eye in the back of her head.
Roz: How did Lilith find out?
Frasier: Well, apparently she was driving him and two of his friends over to a Junior Mensa meeting, she looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that they were making faces at the other cars. Never have the words "I can see you!" caused so much screaming and wetting of pants.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [showing a guest out] Glad you came back with us. I hope you had a good time. Well, I can't tell you how much fun this has been. Listen, now that you know the way don't be a stranger. OK. Good night! [after closing the door] Who the hell was that?
Niles: He's not from the station?
Roz: I never saw him before.
Daphne: He was table-hopping like crazy during the awards.
Martin: That's 'cause he was our waiter.
Frasier: Well, that's the last time I say, "everybody back to my place!"
Quote from Niles
Niles: An argument can certainly be made that a lie is good when it spares someone unnecessary pain. I'm reminded of Maris's brief flirtation with active wear when I assured her, "You look fine, darling. Spandex is supposed to blouse."