Roz Quote #202
Quote from Roz in Liar! Liar!
Frasier: Well, I guess that brings an end to our little debate. Apparently there are no good lies.
Bulldog: Hey, hey, it's getting kinda heavy in here. We gotta liven this place up, huh? Hey, I know. Party games, huh? All right Doc, I'm going to need a blindfold, some whipped cream and a glass coffee table. What? Nobody here went to camp?
Roz: Forget it, Bulldog. These guys are no fun. [Roz grabs Bulldog's butt as she walks by] You know what? I know a great after-hours place where we can go get a few drinks.
Bulldog: [following Roz to the front door] Now you're talking. Hey, if things go well I know an after after-hours place. I got the keys.
Roz: Mmm. You get the elevator. I'll get my coat.
Bulldog: You're on.
[After Bulldog walks out, Roz closes the door and locks it.]
Roz: No good lies, my ass.
Frasier Quotes
‘Liar! Liar!’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, Lilith actually told me the other day that Frederick has taken to lying. Yes, he told all of his friends that Lilith is an alien.
Martin: Seems as good an explanation as any.
Frasier: He also told them that she wears her hair in a bun to hide the third eye in the back of her head.
Roz: How did Lilith find out?
Frasier: Well, apparently she was driving him and two of his friends over to a Junior Mensa meeting, she looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that they were making faces at the other cars. Never have the words "I can see you!" caused so much screaming and wetting of pants.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [showing a guest out] Glad you came back with us. I hope you had a good time. Well, I can't tell you how much fun this has been. Listen, now that you know the way don't be a stranger. OK. Good night! [after closing the door] Who the hell was that?
Niles: He's not from the station?
Roz: I never saw him before.
Daphne: He was table-hopping like crazy during the awards.
Martin: That's 'cause he was our waiter.
Frasier: Well, that's the last time I say, "everybody back to my place!"
Quote from Niles
Niles: An argument can certainly be made that a lie is good when it spares someone unnecessary pain. I'm reminded of Maris's brief flirtation with active wear when I assured her, "You look fine, darling. Spandex is supposed to blouse."