Frasier Quote #1038
Quote from Frasier in Love Bites Dog
Niles: Distressing news, Frasier. Francois gave away our table.
Frasier: Screw him!
Niles: Excuse me?
Frasier: You heard what I said! We don't need him or his stinky little restaurant! There are plenty of restaurants in town! I say we go somewhere we don't even need a reservation!
[Niles slaps Frasier across the face]
Frasier: Thank you, Niles.
Niles: You're welcome.
Frasier: Yes, you know, if we hasten, perhaps we can catch the first seating at Le Cigar Volant.
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Roz: Gee, what a couple of Nerdlingers.
Frasier: Oh, and I suppose you were Miss Popular at High School?
Roz: I would say yes.
Frasier: I'm guessing that explains why, too.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Obviously the time has come for me to expand my practice, so I'm placing an ad in the Seattle "Style" magazine.
Frasier: An advertisement? Isn't that a bit commercial for a psychiatrist?
Niles: Said Dr. Pot to Dr. Kettle! Besides, a highly respected obstetrician on my floor did it and now his waiting room has more swollen bellies than a Buddhist temple. [laughs] I like that. I'm on my way to call it in, I just want to run it by you.
Frasier: All right. "Dr. Niles Crane, Jung specialist. Servicing individuals, couples, groups. Satisfaction guaranteed. Tell me where it hurts." Well, that's just excellent, Niles. All you're missing now is a very tasteful cartoon of you smiling brightly and holding a shrunken head.
Niles: Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was too distracted by your face going by on the side of a bus.
Quote from Niles
Niles: I had an abysmal day. Remember the ad I placed?
Frasier: Oh yes. "Dr. Niles Crane, Jung specialist," blah blah blah.
Niles: Yes. Well, they made a tiny little typo. See if you can find it.
Frasier: "Dr. Niles Crane, Hung specialist." Oh, my!
Niles: The rest they got perfectly. "Servicing individuals, couples, groups. Satisfaction guaranteed. Tell me where it hurts."