Martin Quote #379

Quote from Martin in The Two Mrs. Cranes

Martin: What's going on here?
Frasier: Clive is Daphne's old boyfriend. She's trying to let him down easily, by pretending to be married to Niles.
Niles: So this is my place and Frasier's staying here temporarily because he's separated from Maris.
Martin: [to Frasier] You couldn't stand her either, huh?

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 ‘The Two Mrs. Cranes’ Quotes

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Niles: So, now you've met the whole Crane clan.
Clive: Although, Daphne, I noticed in the phone book your surname still is Moon.
Niles: Oh, that must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.
Martin: I remember the first time I ever drove a moon crane. Damn near rolled it into the Sea of Tranquility.

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Clive: So, Daphne tells me that you two are both psychiatrists.
Frasier: Yes.
Clive: Fascinating. Are you a psychiatrist as well, Marty?
Martin: Me? No, I'm retired.
Clive: And what'd you do?
Martin: I was an astronaut.
[Niles and Daphne sit down in shock]

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Martin: So there I was, floating 20 feet up in the chamber, when some idiot turns off the weightless button and down I come on this big pickaxe we used for moon rocks.
Clive: And you still walk with a cane.
Martin: Que Sera Sera. Well, I better turn in, boys.
Frasier: Don't forget your warm glass of Tang.