Niles Quote #598
Quote from Niles in Where There's Smoke, There's Fired
Niles: Hello, Frasier. I noticed you were out of capers the other night, so I got you this. [Niles reveals a massive jar of capers]
Frasier: Thank you, Niles, but why so many?
Niles: I just discovered a place called Price Buster's Warehouse. You have to buy in bulk, but the savings are extraordinary and they have a huge selection. I found French fries and French doors in the same aisle.
Frasier: Well, the next time you go back be sure to buy me a thousand swordfish so I can use these up.
Niles: You laugh, but I could do it like that. [clicks fingers]
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