Niles Quote #552
Quote from Niles in Look Before You Leap
Frasier: Niles, I don't mind telling you, I'm a little bit concerned about this. Maris claps her hands, you come running?
Niles: Oh, well, don't forget there's a little something for me in this, too. I haven't had sex in six months.
Frasier: Oh, surely you're exaggerating, you've only been separated for three.
Niles: And your point would be?
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‘Look Before You Leap’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Daphne: Your son's right. You shouldn't be afraid to shake up your routine a little bit.
Martin: Hey, I don't see you taking any big leaps today.
Daphne: If there was something I wanted to do, I would do it.
Martin: Well, you're always whining about wanting to change your hair.
Daphne: I don't whine!
Martin: "I'm so sick of me hair. Do you think I should get it cut like Princess Di? Ooh, do you think that'd make
me cheeks look too fat? That reminds me of the craziest thing me Grammy Moon used to say!" I'll pay for the damn haircut if you stop yakking and just do it.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Roz, it is a wonderful day. You know, I think the entire city of Seattle is convinced it's springtime. I was
walking down the street, I passed a pet store, and in the window I could see two snakes doing a mating dance.
Roz: If you ask me, celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: That's it! That's it! I'm not doing the aria.
Roz: What? You're backing out after you made all of us take those stupid leaps?
Frasier: You bet I am! It may be an unwise man who doesn't learn from his own mistakes, but it's an absolute idiot that doesn't learn from other people's!