Martin Quote #336
Quote from Martin in Look Before You Leap
Martin: Next time it looks like I'm going to follow a piece of your advice, shoot me in the head first!
Frasier: Dad! Why aren't you in Montana?
Martin: Fifteen minutes out, a flock of Canadian geese flew into one of our engines. They were the lucky ones! Next thing you know, we're falling five thousand feet. Smokehouse almonds are flying everywhere. People are
screaming and hugging each other. The guy in the next seat grabbed hold of my hand, and you know what? I didn't pull it away! Then our pilot comes out. Our landing gear's out, we're gonna have to do an emergency belly landing in six feet of foam! So, five hellish minutes later, we're bouncing across the runway. Then the stewardess comes out and says we're gonna have to go down the emergency slide. So down I go, headfirst into this sea of foam. Last thing I remember, this fat lady from across the aisle comes barreling down the chute after me like a polyester avalanche!
Frasier Quotes
‘Look Before You Leap’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Daphne: Your son's right. You shouldn't be afraid to shake up your routine a little bit.
Martin: Hey, I don't see you taking any big leaps today.
Daphne: If there was something I wanted to do, I would do it.
Martin: Well, you're always whining about wanting to change your hair.
Daphne: I don't whine!
Martin: "I'm so sick of me hair. Do you think I should get it cut like Princess Di? Ooh, do you think that'd make
me cheeks look too fat? That reminds me of the craziest thing me Grammy Moon used to say!" I'll pay for the damn haircut if you stop yakking and just do it.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Roz, it is a wonderful day. You know, I think the entire city of Seattle is convinced it's springtime. I was
walking down the street, I passed a pet store, and in the window I could see two snakes doing a mating dance.
Roz: If you ask me, celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: That's it! That's it! I'm not doing the aria.
Roz: What? You're backing out after you made all of us take those stupid leaps?
Frasier: You bet I am! It may be an unwise man who doesn't learn from his own mistakes, but it's an absolute idiot that doesn't learn from other people's!