Daphne: What a horrible thing to happen. Can you picture poor Mrs. Crane confined to a jail cell?
Frasier: Only if they moved the bars closer together.

Frasier: Just show him the charges, Niles.
Niles: Yes, here we are. Quite a few.
Jerome: "Ignoring a summons, speeding, reckless endangerment." Your wife sounds like a very carefree lady.
Frasier: Oh, yes. She's ounces of fun.

Frasier: What else would you expect from a woman who thinks her chocolate allergy entitles her to park in a handicapped space?