Frasier Quote #880
Quote from Frasier in A Word to the Wiseguy
Jerome: She's a great fan of your show. I'm sure she'd heed any advice that you might care to offer. Such as "Marry him. Promptly." [laughs] But I'm not here to put words into your mouth. You'll know what to say.
Frasier: Jerome, you know I'm a psychiatrist. I'm used to rendering my opinion, not being a mouthpiece for someone else. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this.
Jerome: Ah, Dr. Crane. Some times in life we must do unpleasant things. I'd hate to tell you some of the unpleasant things I've had to do.
Frasier: I see. Well then, why don't you just give Brandy my unlisted home number, which I'm sure you came across when you were finding out where I lived. I'll be glad to chat with her.
Jerome: Thank you. She'll be in touch. And I hope that one day you'll dance at my wedding.
[As Jerome leaves]
Frasier: If I'm able to dance.
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