Frasier Quote #828

Quote from Frasier in The Friend

Roz: You know, the longer you put it off the worse he's going to feel when you finally tell him.
Frasier: Yes, I know that. I'm a psychiatrist. I'm quite capable of dealing with difficult problems in a sensitive mature fashion. [opens the door to leave] Wait! Did you hear that? That squeak!
Roz: What squeak?
Frasier: He's here. It's Bob!
Roz: I don't hear anything.
Frasier: Oh, that's right. Only dogs and I can hear it.
Roz: Frasier, you're being paranoid.
[wheelchair squeaks]
Frasier: No. It's the sound of his chair. I'd know it anywhere. [Frasier see's Bob's tartan hat move across the window] Oh, my God!

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 ‘The Friend’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Niles: Oh, Frasier, I had a breakthrough today with one of my compulsive gamblers and he gave me two tickets to the racetrack on Saturday. It's a luxury box. I thought you might want to go.
Frasier: I would love to Niles. Why don't you want to use them?
Niles: Well, the jockeys if you must know.
Frasier: What?
Niles: Diminutive, underweight figures in expensive silks wielding riding crops. It just reminded me too much of Maris.

Quote from Martin

Martin: Well you were home late last night.
Frasier: I had dinner with a new friend. Bob.
Martin: Oh, that's right. Have a good time?
Frasier: Hardly. The man talks endlessly on subjects that are of no interest to anyone but him.
Martin: Gee. I can't imagine what that's like.

Quote from Roz

Frasier: So why is it we have so much trouble making friends? Is it because we've become closed off? No longer want to reach out to our fellow man? Well, I'd like to think that if one of you listeners out there happened to see me on the street you'd feel free to walk right on up to me and-
Roz: Excuse me, Dr. Crane, we have to stop for a very important public service announcement. ... Have you lost your mind? You're opening yourself up to every creep out there.
Frasier: Oh, Roz, that's exactly the kind of cynicism I'm talking about. I, for one, happen to believe in the kindness of strangers.
Roz: Well I believe in the strangeness of strangers.