Niles Quote #2144
Quote from Niles in The Friend
Ralph: Blue one's nice.
Niles: Mmm. I'm just concerned that blue might be a bit overbearing on a couch of that size. Although, it might complement that Kilim rug I was telling you about. What do you think?
Ralph: I live in my van.
Niles: So you, you'd probably go for colors that add the illusion of space?
Ralph: You know, Dr. Crane, to be perfectly honest, when you asked if I wanted coffee, I thought you were gonna bring me one.
Niles: Duly noted, Ralph. Next week you can go back to drinking from the hose.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, Frasier, I had a breakthrough today with one of my compulsive gamblers and he gave me two tickets to the racetrack on Saturday. It's a luxury box. I thought you might want to go.
Frasier: I would love to Niles. Why don't you want to use them?
Niles: Well, the jockeys if you must know.
Frasier: What?
Niles: Diminutive, underweight figures in expensive silks wielding riding crops. It just reminded me too much of Maris.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Well you were home late last night.
Frasier: I had dinner with a new friend. Bob.
Martin: Oh, that's right. Have a good time?
Frasier: Hardly. The man talks endlessly on subjects that are of no interest to anyone but him.
Martin: Gee. I can't imagine what that's like.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: So why is it we have so much trouble making friends? Is it because we've become closed off? No longer want to reach out to our fellow man? Well, I'd like to think that if one of you listeners out there happened to see me on the street you'd feel free to walk right on up to me and-
Roz: Excuse me, Dr. Crane, we have to stop for a very important public service announcement. ... Have you lost your mind? You're opening yourself up to every creep out there.
Frasier: Oh, Roz, that's exactly the kind of cynicism I'm talking about. I, for one, happen to believe in the kindness of strangers.
Roz: Well I believe in the strangeness of strangers.