Niles Quote #475
Quote from Niles in The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl
Martin: Go easy on your brother, Niles, he's had a rough day.
Niles: You're right, dad. Er, Frasier, please accept my apologies. I, I can imagine how trying this must have been for you.
Frasier: Thanks, Niles.
Niles: 'Course, it's been no picnic for those of us who share your name. My Maris took it particularly hard. When I left this morning, she was ordering new stationery with an accent aigu over the "e" in our name. Hereafter, her memos will read, "From the desk of Maris Crané."
‘The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl’ Quotes
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Niles: Oh, look at the time. I, er, have a session with my multiple personality.
Frasier: Ah.
Niles: Not to worry. If I'm late he can just talk amongst himself.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: We were just discussing the step system in a new healthcare plans co-payment scheme and- Well, it wouldn't interest you.
Roz: Oh, the hell it wouldn't. You know they're too cheap to pay for a butt-lift? I sit on this thing all day long, that's work-related!
Quote from Niles
Niles: Frasier!
Frasier: Damn, I didn't think you'd be here...
Niles: Well, I would've gone to my regular haunt, but "The Pig 'N Swig" is closed for remodeling.