Frasier Quote #771

Quote from Frasier in The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl

Frasier: Hello, Polly. How can I help you?
Polly: "Oh, I'm so glad I got through. I'm sitting here not knowing what to do. I find myself lacking a certain spice."
Frasier: Well Polly, if you want to shake up your routine, why don't you, er, try something new and dangerous? Er, skydiving, belly-dancing, perhaps? That ought to add some spice.
Polly: "What are you talking about? I'm making an apple tart and I'm out of cinnamon!"
Frasier: I see. Listeners, for the fourth time this hour, I am not The Happy Chef. I am The Irritated Psychiatrist, Dr. Frasier Crane. We'll be right back after the news.

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 ‘The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Niles: Oh, look at the time. I, er, have a session with my multiple personality.
Frasier: Ah.
Niles: Not to worry. If I'm late he can just talk amongst himself.

Quote from Roz

Frasier: We were just discussing the step system in a new healthcare plans co-payment scheme and- Well, it wouldn't interest you.
Roz: Oh, the hell it wouldn't. You know they're too cheap to pay for a butt-lift? I sit on this thing all day long, that's work-related!

Quote from Niles

Niles: Frasier!
Frasier: Damn, I didn't think you'd be here...
Niles: Well, I would've gone to my regular haunt, but "The Pig 'N Swig" is closed for remodeling.