Frasier Quote #729
Quote from Frasier in Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
Roz: These messages came for you earlier. Your wines are ready.
Frasier: Oh, excellent. I'm hosting a tasting tonight for the wine club Niles and I belong to. I'm hoping they name me the Maitre d'Chai. It's a long-standing dream of mine to wear that silver cup around my neck.
Roz: You know, back in Wisconsin if a guy wore a cup around his neck it meant he'd ticked off the gym teacher.
Frasier: Fine! Make sport, but this does happen to be important to me.
Roz: Since when? You used to say that club was nothing but a bunch of arrogant cork-sniffing snobs.
Frasier: Well, that was before I got in.
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