Frasier Quote #660

Quote from Frasier in The Innkeepers

Niles: You know, Frasier, Dad has a point. A lot of people have lost a lot of money in this business for one reason: they picked the wrong name.
Frasier: True, Niles, but I've got something very special. I was thinking about this while Dad was talking. "Maison Crane." Oh, God, you're right, it's a little too obvious.
Niles: We want our name to be inviting and welcoming. Oh, oh, what's the word for "lighthearted" in French?
Frasier: There isn't one.

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 ‘The Innkeepers’ Quotes

Quote from Roz

Niles: Don't touch! The smallest smudge decreases its value.
Frasier: Oh, Niles, guess what thriving Seattle night spot is closing its doors.
Niles: Roz, you're moving.
[Roz takes Niles' rare book and licks the cover]

Quote from Niles

Frasier: Niles, tonight let's go to Orsini's for one glorious farewell dinner.
Niles: Why not? I'll make the reservations. We'll take Dad and Daphne.
Frasier: Great. Will Maris be joining us?
Niles: Oh, sadly no. She had a bad experience there one Christmas Eve. An Italian soccer team was at the next table. Maris announced she was in the mood for a goose and, perhaps inevitably, tragedy ensued.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Now, for those of you who are leaving, please keep us in mind for your next special occasion. We plan many new and exciting innovations in the weeks to come. [A car smashes through the wall. The customers scream.] Starting with our ... our drive-through window.
Otto: Number twenty-three is ready.