Niles Quote #383
Quote from Niles in An Affair to Forget
Niles: There you are. [Gunnar looks up] Yes, I'm talking to you, strudel boy! No one seduces my wife and gets away with it. You probably thought because of my refined bearing and swimmer's build that I wouldn't put up a fight for the woman I love. But you're dead wrong, because real men have a thing called "honor!" [Gunnar stands up and is significantly taller than Niles.] Yow! You wouldn't know about that, would you?
Frasier: Niles.
Niles: You wouldn't know how decent people behave.
Frasier: Niles.
Niles: You wouldn't know the meaning of the word "rectitude!"
Frasier: Niles, he wouldn't know the meaning of the word "dog," "cat," or "pencil!" He doesn't speak English, remember?!
Frasier Quotes
‘An Affair to Forget’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Roz: See, there's this great woman who lives in my building. She's beautiful, and funny-
Frasier: Just stop right there, Roz. I do not go out on blind dates. They're demeaning and a hideous waste of time. No, thank you. No.
Roz: It's not for you, it's for your father.
Frasier: Oh! What time should he pick her up?
Roz: Wait a minute. Blind dates are okay for your father, but not for you?
Frasier: Yes. That also goes for games with balls, domestic beer, and giant trucks that roll over smaller ones.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Dad! Dad! I have to talk to you about Niles. I got a call on the show today from a German woman whose husband is a fencing instructor that she suspects is having an affair with his wealthy new client.
Martin: And?
Frasier: Don't you find that the least bit incriminating?
Martin: No, I find it a coincidence. Seattle's a big city, I'm sure there's a bunch of German fencing instructors, each one with dozens of students.
Frasier: Yes, but are they wealthy students?
Martin: No. They're inner-city kids trying to work their way out of the ghetto with nothing but a foil and a dream.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Apparently she worked for a German family that turned up in Guatemala... [deep voice] just after the war.