Niles Quote #360
Quote from Niles in Someone to Watch Over Me
Martin: Well, if you ask me, it's probably nothing but there are some weirdo's out there so just keep your eyes open.
Frasier: Dad, she's not a weirdo. She's just a woman who finds me utterly fascinating.
Niles: And the distinction would be?
Frasier Quotes
‘Someone to Watch Over Me’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Daphne: Oh, how sweet. Your fan knitted you a scarf.
Frasier: Yes, but when did she find the time to put it in my briefcase. I haven't had it out of my hand all day, except for when I was in the barber's chair.
Martin: Hell, that didn't give her more than thirty seconds.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Yes, well I'm sorry. It's not like I'm nominated for a SeaBea every year. Oh, wait a minute, yes it is!
Niles: Well as some illustrious person once said, "popularity is the hallmark of mediocrity."
Frasier: You just made that up didn't you?
Niles: Yes, but I stand by it.
Quote from Daphne
Niles: She has the handwriting of a sociopath.
Frasier: Oh, she does not.
Niles: Big loops.
Daphne: That's exactly how Scotland Yard caught "The Butcher of Brighton". He used big loops, a clear sign of anger. And he crossed his t's in a downward stroke indicating aggression. Of course, he also kept a Demitasse saucer full of eyelids on his night table. [Daphne leaves the room]
Frasier: Anybody here besides me think we should put a two-way lock on her door?