Martin Quote #239
Quote from Martin in Someone to Watch Over Me
Martin: You're Kari aren't you?
Kari: How did you know?
Martin: You made a scarf just like that for Frasier. He's my son.
Kari: I think there's been a big misunderstanding. I'm just a fan. I never meant to frighten him.
Martin: Well what about that note about the last guy who didn't wear the scarf ended up in his grave?
Kari: That meant my husband, Walter. He caught pneumonia. I won't bother your son anymore. Could you just tell him what happened?
Martin: I'll be glad to explain and, if I'm lucky, he won't understand and I'll have to explain all over again.
Kari: I'm sure he'll understand. That's the one thing about your son, Mr. Crane, he's so smart and level-headed.
Martin: What's she been smoking?
Frasier Quotes
‘Someone to Watch Over Me’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Daphne: Oh, how sweet. Your fan knitted you a scarf.
Frasier: Yes, but when did she find the time to put it in my briefcase. I haven't had it out of my hand all day, except for when I was in the barber's chair.
Martin: Hell, that didn't give her more than thirty seconds.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Yes, well I'm sorry. It's not like I'm nominated for a SeaBea every year. Oh, wait a minute, yes it is!
Niles: Well as some illustrious person once said, "popularity is the hallmark of mediocrity."
Frasier: You just made that up didn't you?
Niles: Yes, but I stand by it.
Quote from Daphne
Niles: She has the handwriting of a sociopath.
Frasier: Oh, she does not.
Niles: Big loops.
Daphne: That's exactly how Scotland Yard caught "The Butcher of Brighton". He used big loops, a clear sign of anger. And he crossed his t's in a downward stroke indicating aggression. Of course, he also kept a Demitasse saucer full of eyelids on his night table. [Daphne leaves the room]
Frasier: Anybody here besides me think we should put a two-way lock on her door?