Daphne Quote #126
Quote from Daphne in Daphne's Room
Daphne: I suppose me problem goes back to growing up in a house full of boys. My brothers were all snoops. They never gave me a moment's peace. Oh, it was a filthy little rite of passage for the Moon boys. When I reached a certain age, they'd sneak into the bathroom and peek at me in the shower.
Frasier: Oh, dear God. All eight of them?
Daphne: Well, except for my brother Billy, the ballroom dancer. He never peeked at me. Though he did peek at my brother Nigel.
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Martin: I still think you're making too big a deal out of this.
Niles: Dad, I have never seen Maris this angry. I swear, her eye was twitching like a frog in a science experiment.
Martin: Well, when your mother got mad at me, I'd just grab her, bend her backwards, and give her a kiss which made her glad she was a woman.
Niles: I can't do that with Maris. She has abnormally rigid vertebrae, she'd snap like a twig.
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Martin: Oh, why don't you just get her a nice bottle of perfume?
Niles: She gets hives.
Martin: How about candy?
Niles: Hypoglycemic.
Martin: Just get her a dozen roses.
Niles: Allergic.
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Niles: Dad, as usual, your simple homespun wisdom has pricked the balloon of Frasier's pomposity.