Niles Quote #315
Quote from Niles in You Scratch My Book...
Frasier: Well, Niles, that broker of yours, he's a marvel.
Niles: Yes, he's doing wonderful things for me.
Frasier: Yes, I'd say so. I've been so impressed with his winning streak lately that I asked Daphne what her latest pick was, I invested a few hundred myself.
Niles: Really? Well, congratulations.
Frasier: Thank you. But there's just one thing, though, it's very hard to figure out. Although I invested in the very same stock that Daphne did, mine declined and hers went up. How do you explain that?
Niles: Obviously, one of us is lying, Frasier. ... What are you up to?
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Frasier: You know, Niles, I've been thinking maybe I should get on that gravy train myself. Tell Wendell I'm in for ten thousand.
Daphne: Good lord, ten thousand dollars, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Yes, well, just think of the dinner I'll be able to buy when Niles brings me my profits.
Martin: Well, what the hell, put me down for a couple of hundred. This guy's some kind of genie.
Niles: Yes, he's a real treasure, isn't he? I only hope those chest pains he was complaining about this morning turn out to be indigestion.
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Niles: What are you all dressed for. Hot date?
Frasier: As a matter of fact, yes.
Niles: With whom?
Martin: Dr. Honey Snow.
Frasier: Did it not occur to you that I might not want Niles to know who I'm dating?
Martin: Sure it did. Right before I said it.