Niles Quote #207
Quote from Niles in My Coffee with Niles
Frasier: And you know, sometimes I do see the fruits of my labor. You know, just the other night, Dad was watching TV and I had fallen asleep on the couch. And suddenly I stirred, felt something on my head, and Dad was standing above me stroking my hair.
Niles: Dad?! Did he say anything?
Frasier: Well, he said, "Don't think it's time you got a hair cut? You're starting to look like Bozo!" I know he was only covering though. But what do you think?
Niles: Probably wouldn't hurt to get a trim.
Frasier: No! Do you think he was covering?
Niles: Of course he was covering. You know Dad. Tough as nails on the outside, but on the inside one giant ... spike.
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Niles: Oh, I have no reason to be unhappy. I have my health, have a wonderful home, a beautiful wife- Did your eyebrow just move?
Frasier: I don't think so.
Niles: I have my practice. Although, lately, I've lost track of the ideals that led me to psychiatry in the first place.
Frasier: Hmm, yes.
Niles: Look who I'm talking to. Psychiatry's answer to the drive-through window.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, I think about Roz's life and it makes me wonder about my own. I haven't been exactly burning up the social scene lately.
Niles: You'll find somebody.
Frasier: But what if I don't? What if I end up old and alone? I might have to buy a funny little dog and move in with Frederick. Well, I guess I don't need to worry about that for a while.
Niles: Frederick should start worrying about it.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You're in a fine mood today!
Martin: Ah, and by the way you left a mess in the kitchen.
Frasier: I had a piece of toast.
Martin: Yeah, and you didn't use a plate like I asked you to. And you buttered it on the counter. I know because you left a bunch a crumbs and toast sweat there.
Niles: Toast sweat?
Frasier: Yes, yes. It's when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, it tends to leave little droplets of dew behind. Haven't you heard Dad's lecture on the evils of toast sweat? It's the scourge of our times!