Frasier Quote #295
Quote from Frasier in Travels with Martin
Martin: We don't have a rabies certificate for the dog.
Guard: I knew something was going on here.
Martin: Yeah, well you see, we weren't planning on coming here, and when we got to the border we just forgot all about it.
Niles: And I for one, didn't even know that you needed one.
Frasier: Yes, but ignorance of the law is no defense so take the little dog away and we'll be off!
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Quote from Niles
Niles: I should have known this would happen. I always throw out my back when I try to lift Maris's luggage.
Daphne: Why didn't you hire a skycap?
Niles: Oh, we did for most of it, but Maris won't trust strangers with her makeup case, ever since a ham-handed porter dropped it and broke three vials of rare Swiss lamb placenta. On the upside, the calfskin lining of her case was never more soft and supple.
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: Oh, I need a cup of tea.
Frasier: Tea!? Why don't you just wave a crumpet in the air and start singing, "God save the Queen"?
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Now, listen. On the off chance that the guard asks you a question, can you say anything in an American accent?
Daphne: [in an American accent] Sure.
Martin: Okay, what?
Daphne: You just heard it!
Martin: What?
Daphne: [in an American accent] "Sure." That's it. That's all I can say.