Niles Quote #50
Quote from Niles in Here's Looking at You
Frasier: Niles, I distinctly told you not to bring her here.
Niles: I ran out of ways to entertain her. We went to the arboretum, a fashion show, a matinée of "La Cage Aux Folles" and we even spat off the top of the Space Needle. I'm sorry, I cracked.
Frasier: Niles, that woman is certainly not Dad's type.
Niles: You never know when love can bloom between two people who seem so different on the surface. Do you, Daphne?
Daphne: To tell you the truth, I never thought opposites attract.
Niles: Neither do I, we are alike in so many ways.
Frasier Quotes
‘Here's Looking at You’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Hello, Doug, this is Dr Frasier Crane. I'm listening.
Doug: "Yeah, it's about my mother. She's getting on now and she doesn't have much of a life. I mean, she doesn't want to do anything or go anywhere. I mean, she literally hangs around the house all day. I mean, it is very frustrating."
Frasier: Doug, I'm sorry. Can we just go back for a second? You said your mother "literally" hangs around the house. I suppose it's a pet peeve of mine, but what you mean to say is she figuratively hangs around the house. To literally hang around the house you'd have to be a bat or a spider monkey. Now back to your problem.
Doug: "Do you mind if we stop while I tell you my pet peeve?"
Frasier: Oh, not at all.
Doug: "I hate it when intellectual pinheads with superiority complexes who nitpick your grammar when you come to them for help. That's what I've got a problem with."
Frasier: I think what he means is, "That is a thing with which he has a problem."
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Didn't you ever met a woman and then decide she's not the one?
Frasier: Yes. Five years after I married her.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: You see, the thing is, it was just one phone call. I mean, how can anyone make a sound judgment about someone from one phone call?
Niles: Remind me again what it is you do for a living.