Niles Quote #23
Quote from Niles in Dinner at Eight
Frasier: Hello. This is Dr. Frasier Crane. I have a reservation tonight and I'm calling to inquire about your minimum dress code. Crane. Frasier. Doctor. What do you mean? We've had the reservation for over a week. They've lost our reservation.
Niles: Give me that. Listen, this is Dr. Niles Crane. I've never been treated so shabbily in my entire life. And I have a good mind to come over there and create an embarrassing scene.
Frasier: Niles, they've already hung up.
Niles: Oh, thank God.
Frasier Quotes
‘Dinner at Eight’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Martin: All right, that's it. I've had enough of you two jackasses. I've spent the whole night listening to you making cracks about the food and the health. Well, I've got news for you. People like this place. I like this place. And when you insult this restaurant, you insult me. You know, I used to think you took after your mother, liking the ballet and all that. But you mother liked a good ball game, too. She'd even have a hot dog once in a while. She may have had fancy taste, but she had too much class to make me or anyone else feel second-rate. If she saw the way you two behaved tonight, she'd be ashamed. I know I am.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Dad, Niles and I and, uh, Maris would like you to join us for dinner on Saturday night at Le Cigare Volant, one of the hottest new restaurants.
Martin: Oh, gee, I don't know.
Niles: Oh, oh. The food is to die for.
Martin: Niles, your country and your family are to die for. Food is to eat.
Quote from Frasier
Waitress: Can I get you something from the bar?
Frasier: Oh, dear God, yes.
Niles: I'll have a Stoli Gibson on the rocks with three pearl onions.
Frasier: If you bring him two, if you bring him four, he'll send it back.
Waitress: And for you?
Frasier: The same.